Today was drug testing day. Following the directions clearly on the Fleet form, I made sure to drink plenty of water so that I would have an ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF URINE. What I didn't plan on was the sudden urge to shit about fifeteen minutes before I left work to go for the test. So I had to go, and going pooh means going pee. The two just go together. Therefore, when I got back to the office I made sure to fill my water bottle up and drink three times more than before. Well, on my way to the testing facility I had to go poo poo. Not solid pooh, but water based pooh. So here I am driving around New Hartford looking for Centrex and having to go both number one and number two. Once I find the place and I fill out the proper paper work, I go into the bathroom and pee in a cup. The cup overfloweth. I got urine on my hand, and I also let out the worst case of diarrhea ever known to me. Just as I began to wipe I noticed the sign on the dooor stating :Do not flush toilet. What? What a nightmare. So I come out and sign my urine filled bottle and left for the public restroom in the hall. I was in there for about twenty minutes. Peeing and pooping. Got into my car and got only ten minutes down the road when I had to go pee again. I'm driving down Gennesee Street, cutting off seniors and running red lights. My bladder hurt really bad. I stopped at a gas station to pee and they had no public restrooms. I got back in my car and drove 70mph down 5s. Basically, I got home before i wet myself.